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    • Waitress:
      How do you want your burger cooked?

    • Me:
      On a grill.

    • Waitress:
      ...

    • Me:
      Oh god I'm sorry I don't know where that came from.


  1. Ali and I will have been together for 10 years next April.

    That’s crazy to think.

    Our first year and a half or so we did the long distance thing, we talked all day on instant message and ended every night with a phone call. Even if she was out or I was out we would call each other when we got home, even if it was just a quick “I love you, good night”.

    Over the course of the eight years since I’ve moved to Texas to be with her, there has maybe been a total of a month that we’ve spent apart due to business trips and what not. But every night we were apart, we ended it with a phone call.

    I’m in Houston for the night before heading to Boston for the week for a conference, and now we can FaceTime instead of call.

    Technology is awesome.

    Love you, babe. Good night.

  2. ☛ Proposed Texas textbooks are inaccurate, biased and politicized, new report finds

    If you have a child in public school in ANY state, this affects you.

  3. "Superman will never give up on you."

I’m bummed Adventures of Superman is over. This was consistently the best Superman book for a long time. At least Action and Superman have improved recently.

    "Superman will never give up on you."

    I’m bummed Adventures of Superman is over. This was consistently the best Superman book for a long time. At least Action and Superman have improved recently.

  4. Every once in a while these show up on my notifications page at really random times. Except it’s not that random. It’s the grocery store, which I usually go to around this time every week.

If 15 year old me could see me now!

    Every once in a while these show up on my notifications page at really random times. Except it’s not that random. It’s the grocery store, which I usually go to around this time every week.

    If 15 year old me could see me now!

  5. Ali has been hanging out with me in my office watching TV while I have to work some extra hours on a project. 

The nest she is building in here is insane.

    Ali has been hanging out with me in my office watching TV while I have to work some extra hours on a project.

    The nest she is building in here is insane.

    • Me:
      Angry beans? Sure! Those sound fun!

    • Waiter:
      And *GREEN* beans?

    • Me:
      That’s less fun.


  6. Saga (#22) keeps surprising me with gems like this. 

    Saga (#22) keeps surprising me with gems like this. 

  7. Go get ‘em, dog.

    (via)

  8. The Last Polka by Ben Folds Five

    I don’t think anyone writes a breakup song like Ben Folds does.